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Texas Pacific

Strategic Concepts & Mechanics

Signature MoveWorld's Top Hair Stylist for a Virtual Avatar
Signature MoveEx-Gurkhas Guarding a Website Company
Competitive AdvantageMedia Buzz as Substitute for Product Readiness
Decision FrameworkInsider Empathy as Restructuring Poison
Identity & CultureAdversity Loyalty Mirage
Cornerstone MovePrestige Names as Fundraising Stampede
Risk DoctrineBurn Rate Denial Until the Doctor Arrives
Cornerstone MoveCut Cruel But Never Cruel Enough
Cornerstone MoveBuild Utopia in One Apollo Mission
Capital StrategyValuation Without Revenue is Pure Narrative
Cornerstone MoveZero-Valuation Last-Chance Triage
Signature MoveThirty Employees Memorizing a Philosophy Book With Zero Customers
Signature MovePrivate Jets as Money-Raising Machines
Relationship LeverageInvestor Prestige ≠ Investor Governance
Signature MoveCall Centre in London's Most Expensive Postcode

Primary Evidence

"Halpern got straight to the point. ‘I don’t want to waste your time or mine,’ he said, ‘so I’ll tell you exactly what I think. You have two assets: your brand and your back end logistics and fulfilment platform. We aren’t really interested in the brand. But we think we can probably do something with the other bits.’ It was strange. I knew exactly what sort of company Texas Pacific was, but this verdict still surprised me. ‘If we’re to invest,’ Halpern continued, ‘a good chunk of our money is going to go on paying off debts. We’re also going to have to do a lot of restructuring to make a profitable business out of this. You have really good people, young creative people, but most of them are going to have to go. You need to think, can you run this business with fifty people? If we come in, we’ll need to do some radical things.’ It was beginning to sound very nasty indeed, but once again Halpern managed to surprise me. ~ ‘So what I’m saying is that we’ll only do this if you’re prepared to accept a zero valuation.’ Jay was open-mouthed. “Zero? You mean nothing? You’re saying this company is worth nothing?’ ‘Tm saying those are the only terms that we’d accept.’ But he pointed out that the present shareholders could potentially get some return on their investment in a couple of years or so once boo started making money. “You and your shareholders need to be prepared emotionally to deal-with this. If you are, then we can keep talking. ‘If not, there’s no point in taking things any further.’"

Source:Boo Hoo - A Dot-Com Story From Concept to Catastrophe

"broader implications. A few months earlier, Arnault had created an investment company called europ@web in which most of his internet investments, including boo, were now held. His plan was to sell a chunk of europ@web through an IPO within the next few months and he was understandably anxious to avoid anything that might shake the confidence of an already jittery internet sector. Then waiting in the wings were Texas Pacific and"

Source:Boo Hoo - A Dot-Com Story From Concept to Catastrophe

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