Dan
Strategic Concepts & Mechanics
Primary Evidence
"Tom and Dan were warm, accessible bosses. If you had a problem, they opened their doors to you. If you needed advice, they offered it selflessly. As businessmen, they were intensely focused on managing expenses and increasing earnings, and they surrounded themselves with executives who could work for them forever as long as they adhered to the same principles. They also believed in a decentralized corporate structure. If you stuck to your budget and behaved ethically, Tom and Dan gave you room to operate with independence. Other than a CFO and a general counsel, there was no corporate staff, no centralized bureaucracy, and very little interference with the business units."
"Morten Kristiansen was the first to call everyone's attention. "You Dan," he said with a penetrating voice, "you might wonder why we are gathered here today. It's to check your dick. We only do business with men who have hair on their dicks.""